son, your mother and i are very concerned
i never laughed at two cats harder before
(via i-question-every-human)
i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
(Source: tomlinsass, via maxxiaidan)
I know way too many celebrities out there who are just famous for being messy, bitchy, bratty, celebutantes. What are they contributing to our culture? At least we’re expanding the minds of our community, showing people that gender is in the eye of the beholder; self-expression is an artform. It’s not something that your society has to dictate for you.
— Jinkx Monsoon (via fleshapoids)
